Diver Scallops with Avocado Kiwi Salsa

Diver Scallops with Avocado Kiwi Salsa

We took a trip to the inauguration last weekend, and boy do I feel American!  So American, in fact, that I’m willing to forgive our country for its little idiosyncracies:  I forgive that cholo sophomore year who stole my 48-star flag, I forgive the parents who name their children “Makayleb,” and I forgive all those people who loudly pride on about living in that scary part of the country that the radio waves of NPR can’t quite reach.  I forgive the people that call the country a “melting-pot,” loudmouth facebook pundits who opine in platitudes, and food writers that take an unfortunate turn for the snarky and arrogant.  I feel so patriotic I might whip up a batch of Senate bean soup and freedom fries.  But I will not forgive this weather.

It’s not enough degrees in New York these days.  “Feels like 2°F” is not a thing I have experienced since I lived in Colorado (you know, real America).  As my friend, Charlie, would say “It’s not Argentina, but it’s Chile” (I’ll forgive him for that, too).  Solution:  free heat and hot water in my building means I crank that heater, I blast that shower, and we make it summer time–and if it’s summer time, we eat summer meals.  I mean, if winter isn’t even going to give us the courtesy to snow, I’m not going to give it the courtesy to make chili–sorry winter, because I make a mean chili (and it has beans in it).  My summer meal in winter: pan seared diver scallops on a kiwi avocado salsa.



Serves 3

10 diver scallops
2 kiwifruit
2 small avocados
1/2 red onion, diced
juice of 1/2 lime
1 tablespoon finely chopped fresh parsley
1/2 tablespoon honey
1/2 teaspoon cayenne powder
salt & pepper
black sesame seeds for garnish

(this recipe also works really well with seared tuna instead of scallops and a bit of wasabi in the salsa)

You can make the salsa before you cook the scallops (which don’t take very long at all).  Put everything in a food processor (except the scallops and the sesame seeds) and pulse until smooth.  If it’s too chunky add a little olive oil or coconut oil, but the kiwi and lime juice should add enough liquid.  If you don’t (like me) have a food processor, just mash everything in a bowl with a fork while thinking about Paula Deen’s face.  Cover and set aside. Sear the scallops over medium-high heat in some olive oil.  Two minutes on the first side, flip, and a little less on the other–don’t overcook them, cook just until they are not translucent anymore.  Spoon some of the salsa on to a plate, top with scallops and garnish with black sesame seeds and sliced kiwi (and a cucumber salad).  Try way too hard on the plating.  Cry.  Eat.


Sauté de Boeuf à la Bourguignonne (Julia Child’s Beef Bourguignon)

Sauté de Boeuf à la Bourguignonne (Julia Child’s Beef Bourguignon)

Everyone loves the rich flavor of beef (everyone. The vegetarians are lying), and while there will always be porterhouse, sirloin, hanger steak, and whatever other grilled cut that really lets you appreciate the taste of beef, there will always be classic old-world preparations of beef (usually using the tougher cuts) that bring ingredients together to compliment the flavor of beef using tenderizing techniques, heavy seasoning (sometimes to mask the fact that they were near spoiling), and present them in a way that was appetizing yet affordable, usually using what was on hand.  I think this is one of them–the steak of the 47%–Beef Bourguignon, or beef Burgundy is a traditional French peasant’s dish that is essentially beef and vegetables braised in red wine and beef broth.  It’s got that stick-to-your-ribs quality that is perfect for a winter stew.  I took and modified the recipe from “Mastering the Art of French Cooking” by Julia Child, a cookbook I don’t open nearly enough and (being completely honest here) last used as a weight on top of a shooter sandwich (recipe to come).    But I have to warn you, this recipe takes some time…like hours.  And because this recipe is somewhat wordy (most in Mastering the Art are), I leave you without they typical snark–and there’s not much to say.  I took the recipe and modified it a bit, I stirred in some small potatoes at the last minute and served over a bed a green beans.

Jack: "Cook him a nice meal at home." 
Liz: "'Nice.' You mean like... stew?" 
Jack: "I certainly do not mean stew."

Perfect for a cold winter weekend


6 ounces of chunk bacon
3 cups Burgundy (or similar young and full-bodied red wine)
3 pounds rump pot roast, cut into 2-inch cubes
3 cups brown beef stock
20 small white onions
1 pound quartered white mushrooms
1 yellow onion, sliced
2 carrots, cut into one inch pieces
3 cloves mashed garlic
3 1/2 tablespoons butter
3 1/2 tablespoons olive oil
2 tablespoons flour
1 tablespoon tomato paste
Salt and pepper
1 bay leaf, split
1/2 teaspoon thyme
bouquet garni of 4 sprigs of parsley, 1/2 a bay leaf, and 1/4 teaspoon thyme)

Preheat oven to 450 degrees.  Cut bacon into lardons and simmer in 4 cups of water, then drain and dry.  In a dutch oven, if you have it, (or a large thick pot with a heavy lid) sauté the lardons for three minutes on medium heat in one tablespoon of the olive oil and remove the bacon to a small bowl, leaving the oil and fat.  In order to ensure browning, dry beef on some paper towels.  Heat the fat until it is nearly smoking and add the beef (slowly, because adding three pounds of cold beef at once can really drop the temperature of the pan and the oil, and cold oil doesn’t brown beef, it boils it, ew). Do it in two batches if you have to, but make sure the pieces are nicely browned on each side and set aside.  In the same fat, at moderate heat, brown all of the vegetables and set them aside. Add the salt and pepper to the browned beef pieces and lightly toss with flour to coat.  To get a nice crust on the beef, move the pot to the oven for 4-5 minutes at 450, carefully stir, and cook for another 4-5 minutes.  Return the dutch oven to the stove top and turn the oven down to 325 degrees.  Return the brown vegetables to the beef and stir in the red wine over medium-high heat. Add the beef stock until the beef and vegetables are just barely covered.  Add the tomato paste, garlic, and herbs while bringing the liquid to a simmer.  Cover and return to the oven (adjusting the temperature to maintain a simmer) for 3 to 4 hours.  After about 2 hours you can start making the rest of the recipe. Sauté the onions over moderate heat in half the oil and half the butter until brown (8-10 minutes).  Add a half cup beef stock and the bouquet garni.  Cover and simmer on low heat for 45 minutes, checking periodically that the onions do not break apart and until the beef stock has evaporated.  Remove the bouquet garni and set aside the onions.  Lightly brown the mushrooms (4-5 minutes) over high heat using the other half of the oil and butter, then set aside.  Returning your attention to the casserole in the oven, the beef should be done when it is tender.  Remove from the oven and sieve into a saucepan, separating the liquid from the meat and vegetables.  Return the beef, vegetables, onions, and mushrooms to the dutch oven.  In the saucepan, simmer the sauce for 2-3 minutes while skimming off the fat.  At this point you should have about half as much liquid as you first put into the recipe, less than three cups.  Using heat to reduce (thicken) or beef stock to thin out, and always tasting for seasoning, you want to get the sauce to a consistency where it will lightly coat a spoon.  When you are happy with the taste and the consistency, pour the sauce over the beef and vegetables and simmer for 3-5 minutes, spooning the sauce over the top periodically.  Serve with small potatoes, noodles, or green vegetables.

There are some green beans under there. I promise.